Big 9 Launches Investigation.

After the Winona Winhawks’ leapfrog move to 3^rd in this year’s Big 9 Championships, teams, parents, and individuals were left asking how and why? What could contribute to such improvements in standings and times? An initial investigation has revealed that unlike prior big meets, the Winona Winhawks had not performed the ritualistic “Night before Spaghetti Feed”. They had been assembled together the morning of the Big 9 meet and eaten, “EGG BAKE”. Reportedly, officials want to know exactly what was in this egg bake. Was it a sanctionable egg bake? Was there any of this egg bake left to be anayzed? At this point, there are more questions than answers. Stay tuned for the Section 1AA Championships to see what, if anything, Winona has up their warm-up sleeves this time.